Nachdem der Herr am dritten Tage auferstanden war, verzichtete er auf eine traditionelle Himmelfahrt, denn das Aprilwetter hatte er wirklich satt und schließlich hatte er außer einem Leichentuch nichts am Leibe, weshalb er sogleich zum Flughafen fuhr und die nächste Maschine nahm.
Resurrection updated – After the Lord had risen on the third day, he decided against the traditional Ascension because he was really tired of the April weather and after all he had nothing on his body but a shroud, which is why he immediately went to the airport and took the next plane.