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The others – Have fun with our product. Goodbye. – Are you always alone? Don’t you have a family? – No. My bank advised against it.

Meanwhile …

The others – Wouldn’t you rather be dead, like me? – No, not yet. – Why not? Then you wouldn’t have to live under the bed. – To die during a period of low-interest would be economic nonsense.

The others – You will be satisfied with the product. Goodbye. – My parents say you do not exist and I have nightmares. – You’re lucky! For nightmares, we have a brand new product on offer.

The others – Where do you come from? – From Duisburg. – No, I mean originally. – My parents have crawled out of the marshes of Mordor. – I knew it. – Idiot!

The others – Who am I, what makes me different? – Hm. – My neck stump is jagged prettier.

The others – Why don’t I have a head but you? – That’s a pointless question. You are just as you are. – How do you know I’m me? – Well, you’ve had these bird droppings on your hat for a week.

The others – Good day! – Crap!

The others – On the posters: courage for the truth, upper limit for the headless, headless out. – Why don’t they like us? – They are just jealous that we do not need toothpaste and shampoo.