
Bob Ross: „Over there.“
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Bob Ross: „Over there.“

„Liebster, bring mich fort von hier, ganz weit fort!“
Today is Europe Day – Darling, take me away from here, far far away!



The others – In front of the Brain Market – On the poster: Do not eat brain! – Well, without brain, I could not sleep anymore. – How so? – If my wife has too little brain on the plate, she gets ideas in the evening.

Recipe for a relaxed evening – Take 2 kg of flour, 10 eggs, 1 chicken, 1 liter of milk, 2 bottles of Barolo, 1 cake and 6 bars of chocolate. From flour, eggs and milk make a firm dough … order 2 pizzas by phone … cover the phone with the dough and spend a nice evening watching TV with the chicken.

International workers day – On strike – Knitting



The others – The doctor says: Oh, that was my knee. – Would you be so nice to laugh out loud even if you only smirk?



The others – Is it a bluff? Damn it!

Truly, he is risen!



The others – I will leave you. – That hurt you, right? – I’m laughing. – You lie. – If only I could kill her.