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The most beautiful place in the world – traveling, writing and drawing, joy, coffee and chocolate, reading

Recipe for a relaxed evening – Take 2 kg of flour, 10 eggs, 1 chicken, 1 liter of milk, 2 bottles of Barolo, 1 cake and 6 bars of chocolate. From flour, eggs and milk make a firm dough … order 2 pizzas by phone … cover the phone with the dough and spend a nice evening watching TV with the chicken.

International workers day – On strike – Knitting

The others – The doctor says: Oh, that was my knee. – Would you be so nice to laugh out loud even if you only smirk?

The others – Is it a bluff? Damn it!

Truly, he is risen!

The others – I will leave you. – That hurt you, right? – I’m laughing. – You lie. – If only I could kill her.

The others – How is it to be alive? – Hm. Quite normal. You work or sleep or eat or are on the loo or on whatsapp or shopping. – That sounds boring. – Yes, yes. But if I have enough discount stamps, I get a set of pots for free.

New: Child Suit – Never again carry children in unhealthy posture. – With the Child Suit Velcro suit. – Safe in every situation. – Also suitable for grandchildren.

The others – Why are you making telephone calls all the time? – I sell people things they do not need. – Why? – So they want more. – That I do not understand. – Then you should immediately get our new online tutorial for only 7.99 a month.