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The others – Where do you come from? – From Duisburg. – No, I mean originally. – My parents have crawled out of the marshes of Mordor. – I knew it. – Idiot!

The others – Who am I, what makes me different? – Hm. – My neck stump is jagged prettier.

The others – Why don’t I have a head but you? – That’s a pointless question. You are just as you are. – How do you know I’m me? – Well, you’ve had these bird droppings on your hat for a week.

The others – Good day! – Crap!

The others – On the posters: courage for the truth, upper limit for the headless, headless out. – Why don’t they like us? – They are just jealous that we do not need toothpaste and shampoo.

The others – Why are you wearing a hat? – Why shouldn’t I? – Because you … um. – Say it! Because I have no head. – Well, uh … – Why can’t you head-wearers imagine that it’s annoying when it’s constantly raining down your throat?

The others – I’m sorry! – How impolite!

The others – In front of the brain market. On the poster it says: Don’t eat brain – Where are all the living, whose brains we supposedly eat? – On the brain farms. – And where are those? – Right next to the leg farms.

Birthday serenade