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Misunderstanding
„72 virgins, they said!“ Not „old maids“. That was not the deal.

Life of a draftsman
„Can you paint me funny?“

The others
„She didn’t notice anything.“
„Hihi.“
„And I said: let’s buy a dog.“

Taliban Smurf

No classic cat content
The nine deaths of Schmitz’s cat.

The others
„Why do you work in the home office and not in the office?“
„This is how my boss saves the cost of a building.“
„But you have to pay for your office yourself. Isn’t that unfair?“
„No, that’s okay. I wouldn’t like to be exploited by a boss who owns fewer than two yachts.“

Die pensionierte Grundschullehrerin Gertrud P. war froh: Endlich war alles laminiert, endlich Ruhe und Ordnung.

Tidying up (2)
The retired elementary school teacher Gertrud P. was happy: Finally everything was laminated, finally peace and order.

The others
„Mom, the cat is chewing the fish again!“
„They just don’t understand us.“
„I love you.“

My vault-of-wisdom-map: Birth – Failure – Failure – Failure – Failure – Failure

Bad
The same crap every day.