Texte und Bilder /// Texts and Images
The others – Once again there was a crank in front of the brain market, who believes that Brain comes from the living. – Even though everyone knows that it originates from the brain mines in Madagascar. – Do not listen to your father. Brain grows on trees. – Mom, do trees have eyes?
Father’s Day – Dad, do not drink that much! – They are not mine.
Jahrzehntelang glotzt einen immer dieselbe Fresse aus dem Spiegel an. Man bleibt Junggeselle, weil man eine Kartoffelnase hat und abstehende Ohren und immer so bleich ist, dass alle denken, man sei schon tot. Damit ist jetzt Schluss! Einmal 20 mg ‚Geändertes Aussehen‘ einwerfen und schon hat man eine auf die dreifache Größe angeschwollene Nase und im Gesicht blüht ein Ausschlag in den schönsten Farben des Regenbogens. Ein Hoch auf die Pharmaindustrie!
Before and after – For decades the same face was looking out of the mirror. You remained a bachelor, because you got a potato nose and protruding ears and are always pale, so everyone thinks you’re already dead. That’s over now! Once 20 mg ‚Altered appearance‘ and your nose will be swollen to three times the normal size and your face will glow in the most beautiful colors of the rainbow. A compliment to the pharmaceutical industry!
Memory – Original – Bad sketch – Vague memory – Photo – What mother says – Popular instinct
The others – In front of the brain market. The poster says: Do not eat brain! – Have you never wondered where the brain that you eat comes from? – From the brain mines in Madagascar of course. – You are kidding me. – You started it. Everyone knows that brain grows on trees!
„Ober, zwei Bier!“ „Mir auch zwei!“ „Heh, ich war zuerst da!“ „Einen Expresso und einen Kapetschino, aber dalli!“
„Jetzt reicht’s, ich kündige.“
Happy hour – „Waiter, two beers!“ „Me too!“ „Hey, I came first!“ „An Expresso and a Kapetschino, but get a move on!“ – „That’s enough, I quit.“
Don’t give a damn! (literally: Whistle on it!)
Verborgenes Elend: Auch Verfassungen können von Altersarmut betroffen sein.
The Basic Law turns 70 – „I could have retired five years ago, but not even in Bonn one can live on my pension.“ – Hidden misery: Even constitutions can be affected by old-age poverty.
Wall of silence