Texte und Bilder /// Texts and Images
The others – Why are you making telephone calls all the time? – I sell people things they do not need. – Why? – So they want more. – That I do not understand. – Then you should immediately get our new online tutorial for only 7.99 a month.
The others – Why are you under my bed? – I live here. – Don’t you have your own bed? – In fifteen years I will have paid off the credit for this place. Then I rent it and move under a larger bed.
The others – Do you believe in a life before death? – Don’t know. – But there must be a reason why we are here! – Maybe death is something like detention?
The others – No blood pressure, no pulse, everything is fine.
The others – Mom, I can see the living. – Nonsense darling, there are no living. – Why, yes! One lives under my bed. – Hm, and what is he doing there? – He’s on the phone all the time.
The others – Not to have facial expressions is really shitty. – On the other hand, you can save a lot of money on Botox. – Are you just laughing?
Im Atrium des Leopold Museum in Wien pausierend, erschöpft von Klimt und Schiele, neide ich dem Bau Höhe und Volumen und überlege, wie viele Regalmeter sich hier aufbauen ließen, da zuhause die Bücher schon wieder in zweiter Reihe stehen.
Length times width times height – In the atrium of the Leopold Museum in Vienna pausing, exhausted by Klimt and Schiele, I envy the building height and volume and consider how many shelves could be built here, since at home the books are in two rows.
Today It’s Equal Pay Day – What? That’s okay! Anyway they they would spend the rest only for clothes and shoes!
Again! – Crap! No signal (german: web) again!
Recently at the Vienna Central Cemetery – Please do not disturb