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Lenin meets Wader – What to do? Something completely different. – Reference to a song by the German singer-songwriter Hannes Wader.

Beipackzettel: Falls Sie auf Kalauer allergisch reagieren, kündigen Sie umgehend.

Animal of the Day: The Freight Fly (word play with the german word for fruit)
I quit.
Package insert: If you are allergic to old chestnuts, terminate immediately.

Beipackzettel: Falls Sie auf Kalauer allergisch reagieren, machen Sie sich mal ganz klein.

Animal of the Day: The lineling (word play with the Stickleback)
Package insert: If you are allergic to old chestnuts, make yourself very small.

Ship’s kobolds familiy (anagrams)

Beipackzettel: Falls Sie auf Kalauer allergisch reagieren, begrüßen Sie den Ausschlag wie einen Freund. Besser wird es nämlich nicht mehr.

Animal of the Day: The Rocktopus (Me: Word play. You: You don’t say!)
That’s not music.
Package insert: If you are allergic to old chestnuts, welcome your skin rash like a friend. It will not get any better.

Beipackzettel: Falls Sie auf Kalauer allergisch reagieren, erzählen Sie die Schote unbedingt Ihrem Arzt oder Apotheker.

Animal of the day: The bawling sardine. Dude, are you stupid? More oil, but fast! (word play with the german word Öl for oil)
Package insert: If you are allergic to old chestnuts, tell the groaner to your doctor or pharmacist.

Drawing machine

Am Tag vor der Schöpfung hat Gott ein paar erste Versuche gemacht.

First drafts
The day before creation, God made a few first attempts. Fird, bish, telefants

Recklessness & Co.
Loans for every nonsense

Drawing Safety Instructions
1. When drawing, ensure good ventilation. But keep the windows closed! 2. Never fill ink into milk bottles. Danger of confusion! Who am I doing this for? 3. In the case of a failed drawing take your weapon and meditate on it. Stay calm! 4. Keep your workplace clean and tidy. Remove dust carefully, avoid greasy stains. Ensure a healthy sitting posture. And above all: take your time!