Neues aus dem Wald (15)

News from the forest – „Oh. The News has already started.“ „‚We live in a kind of sensitivity cult,‘ said Hallervorden to the criticism of the Winnetou film.“ „Hasn’t he any other problems?“ „It’s good that Nsch-Tschi doesn’t have to experience that anymore!“

Einheitswurst

Inzwischen ist die deutsche Einheit trotz gegenteiliger Presseberichte völlig hergestellt: Außen Schwarz-Rot-Gold, innen bräunlich mit grünen Kotzbrocken.

Sausage of Unity – Meanwhile, German unity has been completed, despite press reports to the contrary: black, red and gold on the outside, brownish on the inside with green puke chunks.